More schools to offer breakfast in bed
President Barack Obama signed an Executive Order today, mandating that schools offer breakfast in bed for disadvantaged students.
written by Moose, 19 April 2015
President Obama Almost Shot by White Cop
President Obama was fired upon by a white cop in Ferguson, Missouri but luckily wasn't hurt. "I just saw a black guy in the middle of a bunch of white people and couldn't control myself" he said.
written by Al N., 19 April 2015
Scamatology Won't Let Bill Cosby Join
Scamatology, still reeling from the Going Clear documentary exposing their craziness and top secrets, has banned beleaguered comedienne Bill Cosby from joining due to his "bad press."
written by Al N., 19 April 2015
