Daily Express owner Richard Desmond gives UKIP a million quid
Rumours are circulating that fellow media mogul Murdoch tried to give Cameron a million quid but he turned it down, so he hacked his bank account & cancelled all his direct debits & standing orders.
written by Simon Saunders, 16 April 2015
Dating site for cheaters looks to raise $200M in IOO
Wall Street rumor mill says Bill Clinton just appointed to the Executive Board
written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
'Star Wars: The Farce Awakens' trailer debuts in LA
Preview show delayed by five hours as Harrison Ford crash lands his Piper Cessna at a Glendale golf course
written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
Bill and Chirlaine De Blasio coughed up just $44K in taxes for 2014
Maybe the couple have a touch of amnesia about all those PetroEcuador dividend checks checking into their Caribbean checking accounts?
written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
$5m book advance boosts Governor Cuomo's annual income
Must be some awesome kiss-n-tell revelations abou his divorce from Kerry Kennedy for all that filthy lucre to land in his lap
written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
Man wins $14.7M after hand was crushed in garbage compactor
That's one hell of a way to swoop on the Powerball jackpot - and it's all tax freak
written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
Man tossed through window by NYPD cop gets 'lousy' $120K settlement
Everyone knows the going rate starts at $100k for hurt feelings, never mind the plate glass lacerations and broken legs
written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
Giacometti sculpture poised to sell for record $130 million
A bit over priced considering it's only a copy and at least another five are out there
written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
City of Detroit sues 'wrong church' over $170K power bill
Now being counter-sued by the First Hellfire Tabernacle of Mysterious Saints for defamation
written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
Woman driver blames coffee-drinking parrot for car smash
That's what happens when a caffeine-high macaw gets behind the wheel at rush hour on the beltway
written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
Next Round of Iran Nuclear Talks Start Next Week At Secret New Location
Best bet it's either inside the defunct Chernobyl reactor or the fucked-up Fukishima plant in Japan
written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
Judges Hear Challenge to Obama's Climate Effort Stuff
A whole lotta hot air from presidential asshole could entirely demolish Obama's slant
written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
Pope Ends Battle With American Catholic Nuns' Group
Loses five hands of poker to the Sisters of the Immaculate Deception plus three crates of holy communion whine
written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
Surrey farmer turns his castle into luxury pig pens!
Farmer Fiddler thought he had "hey diddled" the council by building a castle without permission and was ordered to demolish it, but being a great Fiddler, his castle is now a luxury piggy B & B!
written by unknown
Poll: Tories And Labour Still Neck And Neck
if only with the noose around BOTH their necks!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 April 2015
Supermarket Revamps Bonus Scheme For Top Managers
Every bit of staff exploitation helps!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 April 2015
* * * BREAKING NEWS * * *
Hillary Clinton was spotted this afternoon brushing her own hair. Video and detailed analysis available NOW on TheSpoofCableNetwork.com
written by Moose, 16 April 2015
* * * BREAKING NEWS * * *
Hillary Clinton was spotted this morning entering a restroom at hotel. She emerged a few minutes later. Full details tonight.
written by Moose, 16 April 2015
Republican Presidential Candidates Announce Their Rides After Hillary Clinton's Success In Her 'Scooby" Van
Republican candidates held a joint news conference to announce their choices in transportation, after Hillary Clinton's huge media success with her "Scooby" van.
written by Moose, 16 April 2015
Word Etymology #1
Ideology
Early 16th century corruption of idiocy. Orig. from Gaelic idjit.
written by The Ruling Authority, 16 April 2015
