Broadway's 'Wolf Hall' is beautiful but boring because it was written by a fat slag
And that's the best review of this $50m production, sorry to, disappoint you guys
written by queen mudder, 11 April 2015
Mission Unflossable?
Poor dental hygiene said to be behind Tom Cruise delay to start of filming new movie
written by queen mudder, 11 April 2015
Biden puts Bloomberg's pacifier in his mouth
That's one way of making sure he keeps schtum!
written by queen mudder, 11 April 2015
'Feminist' Hillary Clinton is simply a tool says GOP stink tank
Expect plenty more revelations about her machinations with Dunfay's accouncement about her presidential run
written by queen mudder, 11 April 2015
Bloomberg formally knighted by UK
Queen Elizardbirth bestows the Order of the Sticky Wicket for keeping schtum about Prince Andrew's hos
written by queen mudder, 11 April 2015
Obama and Castro face to face meeting to restore ties
Castro Jr to get the Hermes blue and gold silk cravat while Obama goes for the black dickie bow
written by queen mudder, 11 April 2015
WTF 'Ex-TV pitchman unrepentant after kicking owl while paragliding' ?
Gotta be a spoof headline, everyone knows owls just do not paraglide
written by queen mudder, 11 April 2015
Pussy Cat shocked on power pole falls 50 feet, survives
Owners say Fluffy really got so spooked after seeing neighbors' dog frolicking in an outdoor hot tub he just darn well fell off his lofty perch
written by queen mudder, 11 April 2015
Craigspisst inundated as Jihadis post job ad for press officers, teachers and bomb builders
Free medical insurance guaranteed for the first week of service, after that it's all do-it-yourself.
written by queen mudder, 11 April 2015
