Red meat linked to erectile dysfunction, says Poultry Council study
The Poultry Litigation & Underwriting Council (PLUC) released the results of a 17-year study Monday, linking erectile dysfunction to the consumption of red meat.
written by Moose, 01 April 2015
Ryan Reynolds wants daughter to work as a flight attendant or barista
that's shorthand for 'NOT a hooker' and 'NOT a dealer'
written by queen mudder, 01 April 2015
Jesse Kornbluth says his book's threesome tale is just twat
Can't say I disagree!
written by queen mudder, 01 April 2015
So what's inside Melissa Rivers' tribute book to Joan ?
Half a dozen empty coke wraps and an IOU for a hundred bucks
written by queen mudder, 01 April 2015
Pet store owner charged in deaths of brothers asphyxiated by 10ft python
Cops utterly reject claims that a Mexican Rattle Snake put him up to it
written by queen mudder, 01 April 2015
Palestinian Authority becomes member of International Criminal Caught
Ok, if you're being really pedantic that should read 'Court'
written by queen mudder, 01 April 2015
Woman who stabbed boyfriend after he ate all the salsa pleads mitigation
Says she would have shot him instead but had run out of bullets
written by queen mudder, 01 April 2015
Drunk man steals forklift to retrieve crashed duck
Correction! i think that should read 'crashed truck'.
written by queen mudder, 01 April 2015
Guys, I am so cut up about that headline defendant tells jury in response to verdict:
'Ex-cop gets ATE years for cutting up man he met on cannibalism website'
written by queen mudder, 01 April 2015
Gaza man hoodwinked into selling Banksy mural for $10
Apologises profusely and begs forgiveness, damn silly etching wasn't worth more than three bucks
written by queen mudder, 01 April 2015
One Reason Why the World will be Scary in 2016
Because it will be exactly as it is now.
written by Auntie Matter, 01 April 2015
President Obama Issues Executive Order Prohibiting Future Presidents from Issuing Executive Orders
President Obama's Press Secretary, April Phulz, announced today that the President has signed a Presidential Executive Order prohibiting future Presidents from issuing Presidential Executive Orders.
written by Moose, 01 April 2015
Worst Time for Being a Parent
Scientists have discovered that the worst time for being a parent is roughly nine months after falling pregnant.
written by Auntie Matter, 01 April 2015
