MPAA charges with "Sexism"
Feminists have charged the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) with "sexism" for labeling films featuring male nudity as "gross" while describing those containing female nudity as "yum."
written by Gee Pee, 06 September 2014
Twitter quashes rumors
So many celebrities have posted nude photos on Twitter that the social networking service has had to deny rumors that it's changing its name to "Titter" and referring to posts as "tits," not "tweets."
written by Gee Pee, 06 September 2014
Jupiter Demotes Earth to Non-Planet
News from Jupiter is that they no longer consider Earth large enough to be a planet. When asked about Mercury, which is smaller than Earth, Jupiter said "Mercury doesn't have an attitude like Earth."
written by Al N., 06 September 2014
Newly discovered asteroid to make close pass this Sunday
US president tells everyone to take precautions and stay indoors
written by queen mudder, 06 September 2014
OMG! Hackers break into HealthCare.gov
Steal fifty million digital condoms and half a kilo of dental novocaine
written by queen mudder, 06 September 2014
Chicago woman killed by falling gargoyle
An omen? Sounds like Return of the Creepy Da Vinci Code!
written by queen mudder, 06 September 2014
'Deer' spotted running across Golden Gate Bridge traffic
Later reports corrected early sighting, now downgraded from 'deer' to 'lemmings'
written by queen mudder, 06 September 2014
Deadly albino cobra menaces LA suburb
Zoologists reckon it's probably a relative of some radioactive albino lobsters caught off Maine last week
written by queen mudder, 06 September 2014
Extremely rare indigenous albino lobsters caught in waters off Maine
Turns out it's a pair of fugitive 'blanched' Japanese crustaceans from the radioactive marine reserve near Fukushima nuclear plant
written by queen mudder, 06 September 2014
Obama Taps VP Biden for New Role
Wales- Before departing the Summit, Obama named loony "Uncle Joe" Biden as Ambassador-in-Loco to Russian-Separatist-held Ukraine. The Pres's expectation is that Putin will quickly dub Joe "Idiotski."
written by Trinculoman, 06 September 2014
