Pamela Anderson Nude Shocker!
Pictures of "actress" Pam Anderson were illegally downloaded from the Apple cloud and it was a shocker when in ALL the pictures she was fully clothed!!
written by Al N., 05 September 2014
Donald Trump in Negotiations to Buy Great Pyramid
"I plan to open up the side for a porch and put a few new entrances on it and it will be a casino on one side and a few high-rise parking lots on the other side-and a large cell tower on top." said T.
written by Al N., 05 September 2014
Cash in hand grass in tax dodge
A 45 y.o. man was in court today accused of 276 accounts of fraud. After informing on over 200 cash in hand workers since 1973 it seems Al Gut never paid tax on any rewards he received from the DHSS.
written by dr. john leslie breaknik, 05 September 2014
New technology to offer better sex (toys)
Sexologists predict 4-D printing can (and will) be used to design dildos and other sex toys that create themselves by causing 3-D materials to assume new shapes after they are printed.
written by Gee Pee, 05 September 2014
Horse meat a hard sell
Following the British government's announcement of its establishment of a Food Crime Unit, horse meat fanciers may have to settle for dog meat, as it is expected to be harder to sell equine entrees.
written by Gee Pee, 05 September 2014
Scarlett Johansson on her nude selfies
"Actress" Scarlett Johansson is grateful, she says, that she posted only airbrushed nude photos of herself. "If the public got a gander of the real me, I wouldn't have any fans left at all!"
written by Gee Pee, 05 September 2014
Joan Rivers Kicks Johnny Carson's Ass in Heaven
The first thing Joan Rivers did when she got to heaven was seek out Johnny Carson and kick his ass. "That's for shunning me all those years, you SOB!" shouted Joan.
written by Al N., 05 September 2014
Joan Rivers' Death Re-jiggers the Ugh-fex Ratings
Rivers' demise has caused the Ugh-fex Ratings System, which tracks unfunny comediennes with high Ugh factors, to change.Rosie O'Donnell shot up 35 points,Whoopie 25,and Betty White now tops the chart.
written by Trinculoman, 05 September 2014
NATO Announces a Rapid Response Force
Wales-NATO nations say that they will form a "Rapid Response Force" for the purpose of getting out of Putin's way when he engages in future European invasions.Said NATO Secy:"C'est la mode naturelle."
written by Trinculoman, 05 September 2014
Man Sues Zoo
A man from Rotherham is to sue London Zoo after being sexually assaulted by a hippopotamus.
written by Darwin, 05 September 2014
Tortoise faces eviction flat after owner dies
Animal rights campaigners were up in arms last night after hearing that after his 98 year old owner died, 'Pale Ale' the tortoise,78, is facing eviction, even though his name is on the rent card.
written by dr. john leslie breaknik, 05 September 2014
Bus
Walking a mile a day cuts the risk of someone dying of cancer. But it also increases your chances of being hit by a bus
written by Backandtotheleft, 05 September 2014
