Man who crowdfunded a measly $10 potato salad gets $55,000
Expect he's off to cash in his chips
written by queen mudder, 25 September 2014
Restaurant tried hooking unsuspecting customers with opium noodles
I mean, POT noodles are so passe...
written by queen mudder, 25 September 2014
Donkeys reunited at Polish zoo after sex scandal story
Apparently they humped the current Pontiff and got a sainthood just like Pope John Paul II himself
written by queen mudder, 25 September 2014
Driving age moved forward in UK to 58.
In a bid to ease congestion on British Roads the Government today have moved the driving age forward to 58. Anyone caught driving below 58 faces immediate prosecution.
written by Glen Jacobs, 25 September 2014
Man botches suicide.
A man from east London was in a critical condition last night after he attempted to hang himself with his own braces but ended up smashing his skull into the ceiling. He was found by a neighbour.
written by Glen Jacobs, 25 September 2014
Man stuck in lazy body.
A man from Hackney who had his benefits stopped for refusing to work yesterday won a Court case against the DWP after his Doctors told the Court that he was a very active man stuck in a lazy body.
written by Glen Jacobs, 25 September 2014
Special lane for people who like to text while walking.
The Government announced there will be new lanes on all the roads in the UK for the people who chat on their phones while walking. Only people with smartphones will be allowed to use this lane.
written by Glen Jacobs, 25 September 2014
60% of all bottled water is diluted.
Bottled water is the world's fastest growing beverage, but consumers would be better served by simply turning on the taps as studies show 60% of bottled water may have been diluted.
written by Glen Jacobs, 25 September 2014
