Scotland's leader Alex Salmond quits after 'no' vote on independence
An insufferable second career on Strictly Come Dancing beckons....
written by queen mudder, 20 September 2014
ISIS renegade fighters terrified of being killed by deadly female attack squad...
...of indigenous Kurish black widow spiders!
written by queen mudder, 20 September 2014
3-D printer being sent to lonesome International Space Station cosmonauts
Absolutely no truth in the vile rumor that the machine will soon be churning out blow-up latex dolls
written by queen mudder, 20 September 2014
White House jumper made it through the front door
Luckily security service soon nabbed the wooly pullover on sheer bad taste grounds
written by queen mudder, 20 September 2014
Chief Executive Of NewsCorp Accuses Google Of Cynical Management
Chief Executive of NewsCorp, Robert Johnson, believes that Google cynically uses its influence to disadvantage other news providers. 'Believe us,' said Mr Johnson, 'we are experts on this subject.'
written by Swan Morrison, 20 September 2014
Police Make Six Arrests After Separating Groups Of Skirmishing Unionist And independence Supporters In Glasgow
'The referendum has clearly honed the Scots' organisational skills,' said an observer. 'It's less than 24 hours after the vote, yet Glaswegians have already formed rival gangs and started fights.'
written by Swan Morrison, 20 September 2014
Only 38% of Americans Can Name the 3 Branches of US Government
Recent poll results indicate vast majority of US citizens dumber than ever before. Cyber addicted, they flock to the latest Apple phones, seeking to redouse themselves in brain-dead video apps. Ugh!!
written by Trinculoman, 20 September 2014
