New Charity Set Up to Help Street Workers
'Chugger Aid' - the new scheme for charity muggers has today been launched. Its aim is to help support the workers who tirelessly pester office workers on their lunch-breaks, on high street precincts.
written by Nate John Won, 11 September 2014
Child porn suspect found living with 50 dead cats stuffed in freezer
Guess the guy must have really been into frigid pussy
written by queen mudder, 11 September 2014
WTF 'Go inside a glacier and get up close with Alaskan wildlife' ??
Sarah Palin full of PMT again?
written by queen mudder, 11 September 2014
Michael Moore calls Barack Obama a huge disappointment
Then promptly consoles himself by scoffing down six double cheeseburgers, three sodas, a quart of icecream, two Mars Bars and a packet of Hostess Twinkies. Ain't life sweet.
written by queen mudder, 11 September 2014
Teacher asks sixth-graders to compare George W Bush to Hitler
Kids say Adolf a lot less of a scumbag than his grandson Dubya
written by queen mudder, 11 September 2014
Ex-White House lawyer gets 15 years for spouse abuse
Pleads mitigation because George W bush's waterboarding program accidentally gave him ideas
written by queen mudder, 11 September 2014
Ebola survivor's blood used to treat defective US doctor
Defective? Uh, maybe defected! Turns out the quack legged it to Russia years ago
written by queen mudder, 11 September 2014
National Geographic Museum's giant water-living dinosaur unveiled
Damn critter was hiding behind a massive burkha
written by queen mudder, 11 September 2014
Andrew Madoff left all his $16M fortune to family...
...of Siberian Mongoose who faced ruination following dad Bernie Madoff's crazy Russian wildlife escapade
written by queen mudder, 11 September 2014
Schools Introduce Capital Punishment
Hanging will replace detention as the main form of punishment in schools across England and Wales from November as part of new tough measures to tackle disruptive pupils.
written by Darwin, 11 September 2014
President Obama Announces Strategy To Combat ISIL
President Barack Obama announced his specific plans today to combat the Islamic State militant group. He reiterated that the United States would never comment on strategy, tactics or timetables.
written by Moose, 11 September 2014
