US airports may add extra Ebola screaming says government
Uh, screening! Sorry guys.
written by queen mudder, 07 October 2014
Lab-grown penises soon ready for testing on human males
Heterosexuals ONLY may apply
written by queen mudder, 07 October 2014
Food that taxpayers are buying me really sucks says 560 pound sex offender
Folks keep bringing up food that makes me vomit says the guy, maybe they think they're enabling some sort of chromic bulimic?
written by queen mudder, 07 October 2014
Brit pleads not guilty to hiring hitman to kill wife on South Afriican honeymoon
Not guilty, your honor, it was never supposed to happen on honeymoon, just what kinda guy do you take me for?
written by queen mudder, 07 October 2014
Supreme Court rejects appeals from five states to prohibit gay marriage
You just gotta give gay divorce lawyers a chance to earn some decent dough days senior SCOTUS judge
written by queen mudder, 07 October 2014
NYC-born scientist wins Nobel Prize for discovering brain's 'VHS'
Apparently internal lymbic system has been hiding a primitive video home system in some sort of unexplor d internal crevice, duh!
written by queen mudder, 07 October 2014
Spanish nurse with Ebola is first to contract virus outside Texas
Lone Star State becoming a third world pandemic hub
written by queen mudder, 07 October 2014
Ex-CIA Director says Obama 'lost his way' on national security
...the day he pulled that fast one about the Long Form birth certificate, heheh
written by queen mudder, 07 October 2014
Congresswoman Janice Hahn (D-Calif) wants Bratton to whip Secret Service into shape
Expect a VIP invite to her subterranean dungeon any day now to learn some awesome BDSM skills first hand
written by queen mudder, 07 October 2014
Four year-old hands out 250 heroin baggies at daycare
Entrepreneurial start to a budding career in the recreational sector
written by queen mudder, 07 October 2014
Chef who 'Killed, cooked and ate' his transgender wife 'might have had a dark side'
No kidding, you serious??
written by queen mudder, 07 October 2014
Lion says he was stampeded by herd of raging wildebeests
Sues wildlife reserve for endangering his animal frights
written by queen mudder, 07 October 2014
Dog of a nurse with Ebola to be euthanized
Just WHO you calling a dog says Nurse?
written by queen mudder, 07 October 2014
Twitter sues FBI, DOJ to release government surveillance files
Deposition claims secret 'closed circuit' microblogging sites operated by the Pentagon are poaching millions of users from the site
written by queen mudder, 07 October 2014
Woman sues DEA for 'spoofing' her as Farcebook dope dealer
Says drug agency geeks were so smashed on crystal meth they incorrectly dubbed her the weed queen of Colorado...despite living thosands of miles away in Joshua Tree, Ca.
written by queen mudder, 07 October 2014
Train carrying crude oil derails and bursts into flames
Luddites behind Keystone oil pipeline ban pissing themselves for saying it could never happen
written by queen mudder, 07 October 2014
Wonga.com accidentally gave customer good deal.
An inquiry has begun at Uk's biggest online moneylenders after a customer was accidently given a good deal on a loan. Director Ray Self stated the problem has been fixed and rip off rates are back.
written by Glen Jacobs, 07 October 2014
God jokingly telling everyone who asks to run for 2016 GOP nomination
As He has done in past elections, God shows his sense of humor in his support of presidential candidates. "Late night tv comedians really depend on my endorsements", He said with a laugh.
written by Moe Nightwalker, 07 October 2014
Ed Milibland Named the New Mascot for the Blancmange Industry
London-The Blancmange Collective has dubbed Ed Milibland their key figurehead. Said Chair Tucky Pudpot:Ed has just the type of bland consistency linked with a propensity to wiggle when really prodded.
written by Trinculoman, 07 October 2014
