Obama Calls Secret Service On Sheet-Clad Trick-or-Treaters
"I just saw the sheets and thought KKK and I was afraid they were going to burn a cross on the lawn," spoke a terrorized Obama. "I forgot it was Halloween and that they might be ghosts."
written by Al N., 31 October 2014
VP Biden Diagnosed With Quarantine-Mandatory Disease
Rochester, MN-VP "Loony Joe" Biden was diagnosed here as having the disease E-BUSHWAHH by Mayo Clinic specialists. The immediate reaction from the White House was to order permanent quarantine.
written by Trinculoman, 31 October 2014
North Korea To Start Using Toilet Tissue For Currency
As North Koreans begin using toilet paper as hard currency, the old currency, 1950s U.S. trading stamps, are being quickly phased out and will be used as wallpaper in one of Kim Jong Un's palaces.
written by Al N., 31 October 2014
