Plans Unveiled For £97m Supercomputer To Boost Met Office Computing Capacity By 13 Times
'We will still have no bloody idea,' confirmed a Met office expert, 'what tomorrow's weather will be in southern Hampshire.'
written by Swan Morrison, 28 October 2014
Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport
'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
written by Swan Morrison, 28 October 2014
Camilla Parker-Bowles Wins Kentucky Derby
Prince Charles was overjoyed when he announced to the press that his consort, Camilla Parker-Bowles, had just won the Kentucky Derby and would be entering the Preakness next.
written by Al N., 28 October 2014
