Runaway teens want to come home after joining ISIS
Two Austrian teenage girls who left home to join ISIS want to return home. "Beheading people isn't as fun as we thought it would be," one whined. "It's messy," the other agreed, "and sort of gross."
written by Gee Pee, 14 October 2014
Martha Stewart on Gweneth Paltrow's need to change lifestyle brand name
After visiting Gweneth Paltrow's lifestyle advice blog, Goop, Martha Stewart advised her would-be competitor to rename it. "A more fitting title," Stewart fumed, "would be Poop."
written by Gee Pee, 14 October 2014
Obama Importing Deadly Communicable Diseases
BREAKING NEWS! President Obama has decided to import deadly communicable diseases for the purpose of population control.
written by Cal Jennings, 14 October 2014
