Colony of venomous spiders 'drives NYC first family from home'
No wonder Bill de Blasio's family moved to the official mayoral residency, Gracie Mansion, pity the poor tenants now living in his infested Park Slope house
written by queen mudder, 12 October 2014
Coast Guard checking JFK for Ebola
Fears the dead president's coffin is leeching the virus a big concer say Feds
written by queen mudder, 12 October 2014
Top admin tangled in Catholic school sex scandal stripped of athletic duties
No more playing Blind Man's Buff in the showers with the girls
written by queen mudder, 12 October 2014
Putin ready to break out the blow torch and rave
Next month's freebasing and crack cocaine party at the Kremlin will his first since rehab
written by queen mudder, 12 October 2014
Susan Sarandon breaks silence on 18 year-old boyfriend
He has the most advanced lingual muscles - uh, skills! - I've ever encountered the 69 year-old scraggy couger said today
written by queen mudder, 12 October 2014
Bianca Jagger launches new online charity auction
Pics show she's flogging off loads of dreary old tat to fund her flagging human frights foundation.
written by queen mudder, 12 October 2014
