Heston's latest creation
Heston Blumenthal has unveiled his latest creation: Primordial Soup. "It's fantastic," he said. "You start with the basic soup, and by the time you've finished, you could have anything in it!"
written by IainB, 05 November 2014
Lady Gaga Reported to Be Naked and Homeless
Lady Gaga was reported naked and homeless but police found out she had made the call herself, was really just naked in her backyard. She admitted she needed publicity since her last CD tanked.
written by Al N., 05 November 2014
President Obama comes out: 'I'm proud to be a Tranny'
President Barack Obama announced today that he is transgender, confirming what many Republicans have suspected for years.
written by Moose, 05 November 2014
Fox News's Juan Williams Claims "There Was No Wave" Election
Defender of Obama on FOX, Juan Williams, asserted that there was no Republican Wave in yesterday's election, but his final verbal squeaks were drowned out by tsunami of GOP victories in blue states.
written by Trinculoman, 05 November 2014
