From His Quarantine Pit VP Biden Claims Demos Will Retain Senate
BlackHole,MD:Terminally E-BUSHWAHHED Biden bleeps a tweet that Jackassed Demos will still be in control of Senate...Right, about the same time that HELL freezes over! Hey,Joe,how 'bout a brain redux?!
written by Trinculoman, 04 November 2014
Ebola Virus Now More Popular Than Obama
President Obama's popularity hit a new low today as Ebola Virus zoomed ahead of him. The only things less popular than Obama are diarrhea and Donald Trump.
written by Al N., 04 November 2014
Is there anybody out there?
Alarming news report: The Spoof UK has just capsized in the Med attempting to enter Europe, Italy refuse to help because there is a rumoured outbreak of 'writers empathy' on board a deadly disease!
written by unknown
Obama Sleeps In, Forgets to Vote
President Obama, after spending weeks campaigning for fellow Democrats, went to sleep and did not wake up until Wednesday. "Next year I'm going absentee ballot!" spoke the President.
written by Al N., 04 November 2014
Surrealist Band's Shocking Exposure
The drummer is using phallic cymbals.
written by j.w., 04 November 2014
Stringent Voter I.D. Laws
Clever magician's trick of misdirection as to where election fraud is actually taking place this year...
written by The Ruling Authority, 04 November 2014
