Michelle's unused 'fitness' stamps lie waiting in White House whorehouse
Uh, warehouse!
written by queen mudder, 29 November 2014
Ravenous ISIS fighters just want their wives to cook pot pancakes
And none of that afghani Black rubbish that the Taleban is pimping, proper Dyrian home grown weed
written by queen mudder, 29 November 2014
So where did Obama take daughters shopping for Small Business Saturday?
Yep, you guessed it, Colorado Springs Pot Festival & Santa's Cannabis Grotto
written by queen mudder, 29 November 2014
Woman kicked off flight after pet pig poops in plane aisle
That's the last time Kim takes Kanye on board the red eye back to LA
written by queen mudder, 29 November 2014
HURRY IT UP, DEAD PEOPLE
In a attempt to pick up the pace of their television show, the creators of The Walking Dead have changed the name to The Skipping Dead.
written by Ray Bellew, 29 November 2014
Shares in "Bush Pill" Company Rocket.
A new pill called the "Bush Pill" designed to relieve Islamophobia is sweeping the US. "Buy 9, Get 2 free", runs the ad.
written by Auntie Matter, 29 November 2014
Abominable Snowman Melts
The Abominable Snowman, a giant Yeti, captured by Brian Blessard on Mt. Everest has melted today due to global warming. It was found in the "Blue Peter Garden" replica on the I.O.W.
written by Auntie Jean, 29 November 2014
