Another London Riot, but the Met take part
Yes, it's the Black Friday 'good riots, where everyday folk, including off -duty coppers, threaten, elbow, fight and scream at each other to grab a pre- Christmas bargain .
written by Ella Davide, 28 November 2014
Roll away the stone as magicians stage effort to tart up Houdini's grave
Harry Houdini's remains have vanished and the sepulchre is empty, surprise surprise
written by queen mudder, 28 November 2014
Scientists Capture First Photographic Evidence Of Bears Within Chernobyl Exclusion Zone
'We initially thought that they were brown bears,' said a spokesman, 'but we now believe that they are a new species of phosphorescent, two headed bears.'
written by Swan Morrison, 28 November 2014
Spooky anagram found for 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens'
'Castrate freak show answer' OMG.
written by queen mudder, 28 November 2014
Haiatus Hits Black Friday Protests
Mostly rampaging guys diving into McDonalds to fuel up on Big Mac and fries before resuming onslaught to protest about, uh, stuff
written by queen mudder, 28 November 2014
Psychiatric Hospitals Filled To Capacity With Black Friday Shoppers
'Those who choose to shop on a day that is known to be analogous to an expedition to Hell,' said one psychiatrist, 'meet the legal definition of insanity. The law thus compels us to lock them up.'
written by Swan Morrison, 28 November 2014
Probe that messed up comet landing 'could be ruining things again' by spring
First rays of sunlight to hit the Philae Lander's batteries virtually guaranteed to f**k up again
written by queen mudder, 28 November 2014
Pope Francis In Turkey Urges The World To Combat Extremism
'People must cease to hold unshakable beliefs based on tradition and emotion and not substantiated by any objective evidence … oops,' said the Supreme Pontiff.
written by Swan Morrison, 28 November 2014
Social Media Told To Simplify Terms And Conditions By Commons Committee
Facebook and Twitter are considering a single line data statement that simply says that anything typed onto any computer can be viewed by anyone in this universe and probably in the entire multiverse.
written by Swan Morrison, 28 November 2014
Three-point Turn To Be Dropped From UK Driving Test
'Use of satellite navigation systems will be examined instead,' said a Transport Ministry spokesman, 'although the time allocated for tests will increase to accommodate journeys via John O'Groats.'
written by Swan Morrison, 28 November 2014
