Queen of Sheba Susan Rice Demands Hagel's Head
"QueenSheba" Rice had a hissy fit over SecDef Hagel's failure to mouth the Regime's spin on foreign threats. She issued a beheading decree,only deflected by Court Jester "Loony Joe" Biden's ravings.
written by Trinculoman, 24 November 2014
Direct Debits now to include non - Human customers
A Snowman has had his Direct Debit set - up with a London Bank, even though he may melt before March 2015.
written by Ella Davide, 24 November 2014
People of Africa to donate 'gagging ' funds
The people of Africa wish to send cash to the 'Band - Aid 30' Singers , in the hopes that this might stop them singing
written by Ella Davide, 24 November 2014
Lewis Hamilton has fastest designer beard on the planet!
Without any Mercedes Benz know-how Lewis Hamilton has just been crowned "World Fastest Designer Beard Champion". He has a special trimmer in the form of a Siamese cat who licks him after every race!
written by unknown
Temple University Kicked Out of American Athletic Conference Due to Association With Bill Cosby
The American Athletic Conference announced today that since Temple University is so closely associated with Bill Cosby, they are being expelled from the league.
written by Al N., 24 November 2014
Washington DC Discusses Giant Crack Pipe Monument to Mayor Barry
The citizens of Washington DC, in a spate of nostalgia over the death of its former mayor Marion Barry, couldn't decide if his monument should be a coke spoon or a red light bulb.
written by Al N., 24 November 2014
