Fugitive bighorn sheep decapitated by LA hit-and-run driver
Damned beheading jihadis now kerbcrawling all over Los Angeles looking for some pervy fun
written by queen mudder, 23 November 2014
Woman rescued from IS camp cooked for jihadis
Mostly from the Jihadi Cannibal Cookbook of spare limb recipies, guess the bastards have to do something with all those amputations, eh?
written by queen mudder, 23 November 2014
Miley Cyrus is Mad at Kim Kardashian for Posing Nude
"Who does she think she is, me?" said Miley.
written by Al N., 23 November 2014
New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!
The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!
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ISIS is not headless!
Rebel fighters fighting ISIS have confirmed the fact that they are not a bunch of headless chickens, however, they are a bunch of loony headbangers who love giving head!
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Oh, BTW, United have now been reincarnated!
Dead, buried Man United have been renamed Lazarus after a miracle happened in London. They actually beat someone on away terrain and their manager Louis v Gaal has been renamed Jesus in double Dutch
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The ghost of Jaggedone is alive!
Ex-Spoof writer, Jaggedone, now a ghostly 'Fata Morgana' has been reincarnated and declared an immortal Spoofer after confirming that people still read his utter crap, WOW!
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Kim Kardashian Will Stay Nude and Donate Wardrobe Money to Charity
It will make those skiing trips to Vail a little chilly though.
written by Al N., 23 November 2014
