Feds investigating festive drone sightings in Colorado area
Reports say Santa's using mini airborne sleighs this year on the Colorado Xmas Pot Cookie run
written by queen mudder, 22 November 2014
NYPD rookie calls fatal shooting of unarmed man 'accident waiting to happen'
Oh yeah? Guess that's enough for the Governor to call out the National Guard
written by queen mudder, 22 November 2014
Mayor De Blasio appoints NYC Human Frights Commission head
Appointment backdated to Halloween.
written by queen mudder, 22 November 2014
Obama fun eraser accused of sex with miner
The guy swears they were just mining for uranium deposits together when ine thing led to an udder
written by queen mudder, 22 November 2014
Starbucks' to launch 'Christmas Booze - Up '
Starbucks are sick of selling do-good , Fair - Trade coffee....they're gonna hawk Irish 60% Poteen with every flapjack bought between 7.50 AND 8PM every third Monday 'til Christmas...a blast, Man
written by Ella Davide, 22 November 2014
Wine is good for the blood
Getting plastered on wine is not only acceptable , as it's posh, but also good for the blood, being red and liquid, say experts
written by Ella Davide, 22 November 2014
Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling
A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
written by Auntie Jean, 22 November 2014
'One Direction' in wrong direction
Members of band 'One Direction' caused chaos as they drove the wrong way, up a one - direction street, yesterday.
written by Ella Davide, 22 November 2014
