Food is bad for you
Most Food is bad news, say Food Experts, though a certain amount of Food is necessary, in order not to die of Lack of Food
written by Ella Davide, 21 November 2014
Santa in Smart -phone Scandal
Santa's phone has been tapped, revealing his 'inappropriate ' calls to Kate Middleton , regarding his ''TOY SACK..Ruetterse
written by Ella Davide, 21 November 2014
State of Utah revives plans to allow firing squad executions
And that's just for dropping litter in public
written by queen mudder, 21 November 2014
Obama pardons 5m illegals
Huge flock of Mexican turkeys now safe and secure ahead of annual Thanksgiving dinner cull
written by queen mudder, 21 November 2014
Unusual plea of mitigation sees accused plead brainworm contamination
'This guy had a tapeworm in his brain for four years your honor,' his attorney said, "made him think he was United States Presided t."
written by queen mudder, 21 November 2014
House GOP sues President for overstepping with ObamaScare
The former Scare-in-the-Community Organiser turned US President is being trawled over hot coals in the DC courts
written by queen mudder, 21 November 2014
Cathedrals To Be Used For Easter Egg Production
Chocolate Eggs and even chocolate crosses are to be made by newly appointed egg deacons in Cathedrals across the U.K. Proceeds will go towards roof repairs and mending holes in Bishop's robes.
written by Auntie Jean, 21 November 2014
Bill Cosby Victims Coming Forward at Rate of One Every 15 Minutes
As the number of Bill Cosby assault victims rise, it is now estimated to be at the rate of one victim coming forward every 15 minutes and rising. "Very difficult now to keep track," said a reporter.
written by Al N., 21 November 2014
Emperor Obama Decrees Amnesty for All Aliens
Barack I has conferred legitimacy on all aliens in US now and forever. Martians celebrate in New York by tentacle waves and zapping the new World Trade Center.Klingons plan a takeover of Miami Beach.
written by Trinculoman, 21 November 2014
Japan PM Shinzo Abe dissolves parliament
Early reports say he sealed up all the doors and windows, and poured in sulfuric acid.
It is not yet known whether Parliament was sitting at the time.
written by Bullshot Bill, 21 November 2014
