Better to marry than to burn wayward teenager is told
Cops must have seen that 'Naked teen breaks into two homes while his own house burns' headline on the net
written by queen mudder, 17 November 2014
Mass murderer Charles Manson gets license to marry 26-year-old
It's thought his fiance is a burly 6ft10ins jailhouse screw called Big Butch Al
written by queen mudder, 17 November 2014
Starbucks facing giant European fracking bill
Now we know why their coffee in London tastes like a load of hyraulically fractured tar sands crude
written by queen mudder, 17 November 2014
Shock horror as SeaWorld stock sinks 50% in 2014
Corpses of dozens of dead dolphins, sharks and sea lions still litter the pool bottom, you'd think they'd have cleared up the place by now
written by queen mudder, 17 November 2014
Confused Silk Road 'mastermind'says he's a victim of fracking
No wait - did I just say that?? - it's gotta be hacking.
written by queen mudder, 17 November 2014
Solange breaks out in hives following nuptials
ER docs baffled why they're all over her bikini line, test the bride for Jay-Z's aftershave allergy
written by queen mudder, 17 November 2014
Harvey Weinstein mistaken for a dumb waiter?
Mechanical food hoist not a flattering comparison but whaddahell
written by queen mudder, 17 November 2014
Band Aid 30 singers uninformed
A SIGNIFICANT NUMBER OF THE 'BAND AID 30 LINE- UP ''AREN'T TOO SURE WHERE EBOLA IS , BUT HOPE TO RAISE AWARENESS OF IT''
written by Ella Davide, 17 November 2014
Exchequer Collapses as 100% of Smokers give up
All of Britain's Smokers have kicked the habit....A Franctic Law will now be passed , making it illegal NOT to smoke in public....
written by Ella Davide, 17 November 2014
Christopher Columbus was a Muslim says Turkish president
Remains of prayer mat and dishdasha found at Cape Canaveral prove the point
written by queen mudder, 17 November 2014
Pakistani boot camps want to re-program IS insurgents
Cobblers! It's a fallacy you can re-educate decapitation fanatics into wholesome organic farming opium growers
written by queen mudder, 17 November 2014
NYC women face taboo of prenup radio carbon dating
Livid New York brides-to-be are being made to pass radio carbon dating tests to prove their actual age according to matrimonial lawyrs specialising in prenups
written by queen mudder, 17 November 2014
Pope is coming to the US next September
Probably in a cremation urn, a few lapse of honor around NYC cathedral and then scattering at sea at the Bay of Pigs
written by queen mudder, 17 November 2014
American fleas after trying to mail body parts from Thailand
WTF? Darned varmints ended up scratching each other to death I guess
written by queen mudder, 17 November 2014
Chirlane McCray de Blasio's embattled top aide takes leave of senses
Rachel Noerdlinger quits her cushy sinecure and heads for stint at B.S. Rehab
written by queen mudder, 17 November 2014
The Governor Of The Bank Of England Suggests Increasingly Complex Ways To Control Dishonesty By Bankers
'The telling thing about Mark Carney's recent speech in Singapore,' said an analyst, 'was that it was based on the unstated premise that there could never be such a thing as an honest banker.'
written by Swan Morrison, 17 November 2014
Procol Harem Tribute Band Droned By Mistake
Tribute "Whiter Shade Of Pale" band Bokol Harem were this morning accidentally targeted by "Obama Drone" anti terrorist killer drones while performing in Scunthorpe. Tributes poured in this morning.
written by Auntie Jean, 17 November 2014
