Exchequer Collapses as 100% of Smokers give up
Nurses and GPs will hand out free fags to 13 year olds, in a desperate bid to promote smoking.
It will now be COMPULSORY to smoke , to gain entry to libraries, schools , pubs and gyms .
written by Ella Davide, 16 November 2014
Putin's Snub due to Koala Fur
Mr Putin snubbed the BRISBANE G20 Summit straight after posing with a Koala Bear. The marsupial is thought to be a Former KGB Double Agent and the terrified President was ''very shaken ''
written by Ella Davide, 16 November 2014
Latest Obama Executive Order Clarifies State of the Nation
Obama issues order proclaiming himself Barack I, Imperial Monarch of all US dominions save Texas, about which His Supreme Egoistness declared a state of war exists with the Principality of the Bushes.
written by Trinculoman, 16 November 2014
First Aid
Geldof's Band Aid 30 'millionaires' obviously don't know that donations from each of them might improve the problem at hand!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 16 November 2014
Hollywood's 100
Mickey Rooney & John Wayne combined to give England's captain his century.
written by j.w., 16 November 2014
