Megan Fox shows off her slim figure in distressed jeans at Studio City lunch
Distressed? More like completely freaked out if those gashes on the fabric are anything to go by
written by queen mudder, 15 November 2014
Keith Richards put my kids off booze for life, claims Jerry Hall
Besides, they all prefer to skin up a spliff just like their dad Mick Jagger
written by queen mudder, 15 November 2014
Barbara Streisand rubbishes rumours that she and husband James Brolin are headed for divorce
On the other hand, $50 million for a quickie no-fault decree does sound remarkably appealing
written by queen mudder, 15 November 2014
Kristen Stewart's wardrobe malfunction at the Hollywood Film Awards as her top slips
Luckily she was completely starkes underneath, totally saved the situation
written by queen mudder, 15 November 2014
Eminem's gaunt looks due to more active lifestyle and improved diet
So much for all those daft cocaine rumors, then!
written by queen mudder, 15 November 2014
Khloe Kardashian comes to Kim's defense, says nude photo shoot was 'liberating' for sister
Yep, flashing yer fanny for a million bucks a pop certainly liberates the bank balance
written by queen mudder, 15 November 2014
Kendall Jenner announces her appointment as the new face of beauty giant Baboon's Arsehole
No wait - Estee Lauder!
written by queen mudder, 15 November 2014
YAWN: Chef Frank McClelland brings cider-glazed roast duck to THE Dish
SO yesterday's menu, darling, how about a decent hog roast instead?
written by queen mudder, 15 November 2014
Licensed hookers' outrage as New York City strippers win $10 million in back wages
Expect a multi-billion dollar lawsuit as 100 old slappers sue for party - uh, parity!
written by queen mudder, 15 November 2014
Paris big cat 'is no tiger' say witnesses
Just some old French cougar on the prowl, maybe Brigitte Bardot
written by queen mudder, 15 November 2014
Russian TV claims it has satellite photo of Philae Lander crashing on comet
However a tell-tale 'Martian Obelisk' in the background soon scuppers report's credibility
written by queen mudder, 15 November 2014
Putin's slams dreadful G20 reception
Says his cell phone just keeps dying everytime Obama's minders start fiddling with their signal jammers outside the men's room
written by queen mudder, 15 November 2014
Pope says assisted suicide an increasingly attractive option
Sends Emeritius Pope Joe Ratzinger a one way ticket to Swiss euthanasia clinic
written by queen mudder, 15 November 2014
There's a lot more happening in Uranus than you think NASA tells Richard Branson
Yeah, mostly intergalactic piles old chum
written by queen mudder, 15 November 2014
WTF prison kitchen duties for this lot?
'Convicted three who ran cannibal bakery get up to 23 years in prison'
written by queen mudder, 15 November 2014
Rolf is more stressful than killing bin Laden: Navy SEAL
Yeah, Rolf Harris a right bummer considering where he tossed his digeridoo after a skinful...
written by queen mudder, 15 November 2014
Money 4 Old Rope as NobummerCare architect paid over $2M for consultation
Like, guys, everybody knows it's only fifty grand for the Proctologist to feel up your butt
written by queen mudder, 15 November 2014
Russia Is Planning An Alternative Version Of Wikipedia, Announces The Country's Presidential Library
'The first article will be about our heroic attempts to liberate the Ukraine,' confirmed a Russian spokesman. 'The next will be about the suicide of Alexander Litvinenko.'
written by Swan Morrison, 15 November 2014
On The Wings of Eagles
It's so hard to fly like an Eagle, when you have to work with TURKEY's ?
written by mancalledhorsemanure, 15 November 2014
Two American Sailors Attacked in Turkey
Two American sailors were attacked in Turkey,but broke free after the Turks found out they were not carrying any of the Camel Dung Hash for the Turkish Midnight Express.Sounds like Horse Manure to me?
written by mancalledhorsemanure, 15 November 2014
Two American Sailors Attacked in Turkey
Two American sailors were attacked in Turkey,but broke free after the Turks found out they were not carrying any of the Camel Dung Hash for the Turkish Midnight Express.Sounds like Horse Manure to me?
written by mancalledhorsemanure, 15 November 2014
