Tank - top Turn- Off
Mr Putin switched off Gas Supplies to the Ukraine tonight, in his usual Pre- Christmas Show of 'Who's Boss'.
Atop a WW 2 Tank, The Czar disabled the Pipeline , smiling despite his spastic testicle
written by Ella Davide, 14 November 2014
Torrential Rain impossible to predict says BBC
New EU Regulations dictate that, even when it's obviously pouring down , Forecasters must not use the word ''Torrential''. This is to preserve Skye News
exclusive Rights to '' Incitement to Panic''
written by Ella Davide, 14 November 2014
Tune in, tune out.
Son kills 25stone Dad then uses the body as TV stand....Doubtless had trouble finding a stand to accomodate his 50 inch Plasma....tip of the day or what?
written by Herrdoktorfox, 14 November 2014
"Over the top!"
Tesco blows entire years profits on clapped-out B Bumble & the Stingers classic Nut Rocker themed light show.
"Whaddya think of it so far?"
written by Herrdoktorfox, 14 November 2014
"Stevanage we have a problem!"
UK to build new probe after the success of Philae...tentatively called Phallic it will carry huge headlights in readiniss for when it lands on Kim Kardashians arse and begins probing!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 14 November 2014
Navy Seals ignored in Portsmouth
The self-important Navy Seals were cold- shouldered in The Royal Navy Mess at Portsmouth...a lunch lady met their request for 'Eggs over Easy ', with a bored '' I only got eggs over- done mate ''
written by Ella Davide, 14 November 2014
WIkileaks Washer
Joleyon Assange is an amateur plumber...'' To relax , I like checking a ball - cock level in Stockholm , or fixing a leaky tap in Sydney...I've done the job in both cities , with no complaints
written by Ella Davide, 14 November 2014
Somalia Starts New Pirate TV Station
The "nation" of Somalia started its first TV station broadcasting content that consists of reruns of Perry Mason, Green Acres, and, their favorite, Gilligan's Island. Soon to come: Dukes of Hazzard!
written by Al N., 14 November 2014
