Appeal as ex-Maryland police officer gets 5 years for shooting handcuffed suspect
Some folks want sentence commuted, five days about right
written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
Fracking accident kills one and seriously injures two at Colorado well site
Yeah blame it all on hydraulic fracturing...and not all those spliffs since breakfast time
written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
North Korea to Drop the "North" and Become Only Korea-Demands South Korea Change Its Name
Some of the suggestions are "United Pawns of America, Korman (for late comedian Harvey Korman), "The Other One," or "The Grouchy Chinese."
written by Al N., 13 November 2014
Cremated ashes of Ohio woman lost in the postal system
End up in LA where mail thieves open and snort the package, yuck
written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
Elton John slams Russia's draconian anti-gay laws
Since when is wearing pink crimpelene been a crime in Putin's back yard anyway?
written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
Reality TV pastry 'guru' tried to charm NYPD out of drunk driving charge
Blamed it on some artificial brandy essence in one of his mince pies
written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
Czech model, face of Prada and L'Oreal, found dead in bath with dogs
Animal cruelty experts say 'We know who's to blame!'
written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
'White Widow' jihadist killed by Russian viper
Correction! Correction! Meant to say SNIPER!
written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
Tiger on the loose near Disneyland Paris
World famous golf champ spotted lurking near Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' cottage, maybe on the lookout for Goldilocks or something
written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
US Energy Department: US: Get used to cheap laughs
WTF? Oh yeah, meant to say GAS
written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
Underwear bandit on the rampage in small Alaskan town
Witnesses describe the suspect as a loud-mouthed Tea Party female wearing spectacles and a McCain/Palin 2008 sticker
written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
Two Warhols fetch $153m at record-setting auction
Money for old rope I say, the artist is SO overrated
written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
Woman spends $35,000 looking for lost pooch
And then the mutt turns out to have been hiding under the duvet in her spare room all the time....
written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
Pregnant schoolgirl mannequins leave Venezuelan shoppers gobsmacked
14 year-old mannequins 'far too old' to be real Venezuelan pregnant gals
written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
Lava palaver!
'Volcanos of jihad' promised in new terrorist recording as ISIL renegades harness global warming powers
written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
Slasher movie-making school principal resigns
Says he's had to make some deep cuts in his routine now that YouBoob wants to sign him up for life
written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
Philae Comet Probe 'Is On The Wrong Side Of Cliff'
Oooh, should have been warned not to upset Cliff Richard, he's got a lot on his plate just now
written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
ISIS and al Qaeda are joining farces in new rock band
Plan to tour the Middle East early next January with Iranian offshoots providing backing vocals, maybe Cheryl Cole on drums
written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
BBC Weather News more sexy
Drizzle and rain forecasts are to be''sexed up'' on the BBC-
Graduate Lap- Dancers will appear as Giant See-Through Raindrops.....Under EU regulations, they must have a working knowledge of Maltese
written by Ella Davide, 13 November 2014
Arkansas governor to pardon Obama's weed convictions
"A man needs convictions to shape his character," outgoing Arkansas Gov. Mike Beebe said, "a pity Obama's are all for that audacity of dope."
written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
Women - Drivers
''Birds ain't got a clue how to parallel park and that ain't sexist.''..says bloke in pub
written by Ella Davide, 13 November 2014
Qatar World Cup Bid Did Not Involve Corruption, Concludes Fifa
'This is a magnificent achievement,' said a typical observer of Middle Eastern affairs. 'That makes it the first major deal in this part of the world that has not involved corruption.'
written by Swan Morrison, 13 November 2014
