Johnny Depp Signs On for Seven More Pirates of the Caribbean Sequels
Johnny's contract requires that if he dies before fulfilling all the terms, his corpse is to be reanimated to use for zombie Pirates of the Caribbean movies.
written by Al N., 11 November 2014
Merkel and Putin in Shopping Shame
Mr Putin and Ms Merkel were spotted shouting at each other in a Helsinki Pound-Shop . It seems they were arguing over who was entitled to the last pair of Marigold Gloves in the Household aisle
written by Ella Davide, 11 November 2014
Fox News Reports That Obama is The Cause of Global Warming
In a surprising turnaround, Fox News admitted that global warming does exist and that they have discovered that President Obama is behind it all!
written by Al N., 11 November 2014
Dennis Rodman Ready to Take on Ebola Virus
Fresh from freeing two prisoners from North Korea, Dennis Rodman announced that he will next take on the Ebola Virus and will "kick that @$%#ers ass!!" He has also enlisted the aid of Kanye West.
written by Al N., 11 November 2014
The Kellogg Co. and General Mills Want Serial Killers to Be Called Repeat Homicidal Maniacs Instead
Tired of young kids connecting people who kill a lot of other people with the food they eat each morning, the cereal companies ask that you please respect the change to "repeat homicidal maniac."
written by Al N., 11 November 2014
