Sex and Brown Pasta
Prostitutes are becoming more health conscious......European Sex - Workers must now offer 'healthy options ' ..ie 'Brown Pasta' rather than Chocolate , as an 'acceptable fore-play substance'
written by Ella Davide, 10 November 2014
Sex and Brown Pasta
Prostitutes are becoming more health conscious......European Sex - Workers must now offer 'healthy options ' ..ie 'Brown Pasta' rather than Chocolate , as an 'acceptable fore-play substance'
written by Ella Davide, 10 November 2014
Rihanna is new Madame Curie
Sexy Singer Rihanna is also a great physicist...the sultry songstress spends her free time compiling DNA samples, that's when she's not simulating masochistic sex on stage!!
written by Ella Davide, 10 November 2014
'Christmas is Horse Manure ', says Bishop
A prominent Bishop has criticized Christmas , saying that his family give him 'crap 'presents , which he sells off on ebay and he hates Christmas Pudding :'It's horse - crap ', he told Kirsty Wark
written by Ella Davide, 10 November 2014
Berlin Wall Fiasco
Vladimir Putin gate-crashed the Commemoration of the End of the Berlin Wall , last night. The Russian Premier attempted to wrestle one of the First Violinists as they played Beethoven's 'Ode To Joy'
written by Ella Davide, 10 November 2014
Fox News Exclusive: Obama Imported Ebola Virus to U.S.
Fox News announced today that they had just found proof that Obama is the cause for the deadly Ebola virus coming to the US. Republicans immediately called for the White House to be quarantined.
written by Al N., 10 November 2014
Obama Issues Latest Executive Order Regarding November Election
WashDC-His Excellency issued an edict that all two-thirds of American voters not actually voting in polls on Nov 4th really DID vote in Obama-Bizarro World,and thus elected him US potentate for life.
written by Trinculoman, 10 November 2014
