Little Rat Becomes PM
A little rat has won the the vote of prime minister! He'll take office on Monday. He's promised more cheese, cables (not Vince) and spinny wheels. Everyone must also have their tails inspected monthly
written by Matt Brown, 16 May 2014
Eminent Authority Assesses Putin's Delusion of Greatness
"The Russian Chief of State Putin's belief that he is the contemporary incarnation of Peter the Great is akin to that of a slug imagining himself to be a bear." -- M. Voltaire
written by Trinculoman, 16 May 2014
Obama changes name again...
... from 'Global Warming' to 'Mobile Warning'. South Alabama mobilizes for BLM storm attack from the Gulf of Mexico.
written by Frank Michaels, 16 May 2014
Sparks and Mensa new clothing
Sparks and Mensa's new clothing range, cardigans that are worn only on the back, called Bacadis, have been recalled when it was found having five of them makes the owner fall over.
written by IainB, 16 May 2014
Eminent Authority Weighs In on Coverage of Kardasian's Upcoming Wedding
"The prevalent media attention given to preparations for Kim Kardasian's purported nuptials is of as much import finally as a flea's fart." -- M. Voltaire
written by Trinculoman, 16 May 2014
Attorney General Holder Sets a Timeline for Investigating VA's Deadly Machinations
WashDC- General Holder clarified today that the DOJ will begin digging into Veterans Administration malfeasance resulting in Vet deaths just as soon as Hell freezes over, evoking White House kudos.
written by Trinculoman, 16 May 2014
Eminent Authority Says Rove's Comment on Hillary Clinton's Health Induces Snores
"Karl Rove's remarks concerning Mrs. Clinton's brain condition are about as controversial as stating that the oceans contain salt water." -- M. Voltaire
written by Trinculoman, 16 May 2014
The New $100 banknote.
The new $100 US banknote is to feature the Rothchild coat of arms.
written by Auntie Matter, 16 May 2014
