Cholera outbreak in Haiti blamed on human-animal mating
Just not sure who infected who first
written by queen mudder, 09 March 2014
Afghan vice-president died of natural causes says Russian envoy
The presence of three nine-millimetre bullets in his head a pure coincidence, as we say in Bloodyvostock.
written by queen mudder, 09 March 2014
American fraternity to ban lethal and disgusting initiation ceremony
Wannabe Skull N Boners will no longer be blindfolded and ordered to fellate a piece of stuffed raw tuna 'called Hillary'.
written by queen mudder, 09 March 2014
Daylight Savings Time Claims First Victim of 2014
Earline Aloha Hemmingway, 34, left for work an hour late because she has neither computer or cell phone. She was tasered and then arrested at checkpoint for violating Federal law on proper time travel
written by Frank Michaels, 09 March 2014
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Corrects His Goof on Time Shift--Sort Of
His Rolly-Kingpiness issued a retraction that weekend time change was to move clocks back 1 hour. He stated:"Got it wrong,eh. Shoulda said set them tickers back to 1977--time for a Disco Snort Party!"
written by Trinculoman, 09 March 2014
Mattel designs new "Barbie fashions" for women
Mattel, the maker of Barbie, is selling 10 outfits that can help real women look more like the doll. "The impossible is possible now," the company says. The attire is available at exclusive boutiques.
written by Gee Pee, 09 March 2014
President Obummer: raise minimum wage
His daughters are likely to want to work soon, so the president has urged Congress to increase the minimum wage. Technological toys and fashion are "expensive," he says.
written by Gee Pee, 09 March 2014
Republicans to "stamp out" conservative challenges
Speaker of the House John Boehner has ordered extra large, clown-size shoes to help his party "stamp out" challenges to his party by conservative "factions" during the 2014 elections.
written by Gee Pee, 09 March 2014
