Actual Inventor of Bit-Coins Revealed
Madrid- In a dramatic development in the arena of electronic monetary exchange, it was revealed today that the actual inventor of Bit-Coins was Generalissimo Francisco Franco, who did so post-mortem.
written by Trinculoman, 07 March 2014
Relief As Asda Confirms That Ukraine Crisis Will Not Affect Chicken Kiev Supplies
'Chicken Kievs need not originate in Kiev,' said a spokesman. 'Cornish Pasties all come from Cornwall, whereas Kievs, like Scotch Eggs, can be made anywhere. They are unaffected by Putin's invasion.'
written by Swan Morrison, 07 March 2014
Spring Ahead, Fall Back...
... or is it, Fall Ahead, Spring Back?
Once again, America inflicts itself with annoying annual time change.
written by Frank Michaels, 07 March 2014
Crimea Votes to Become Part of Latvia
Crimea was expected to vote about whether they would break away from the Ukraine and become part of Russia. They fooled everyone when they voted instead to become part of Latvia.
written by Al N., 07 March 2014
Court rules in favour of ice pops
Further unpalatable gags re frozen sperm, as we get them...
written by Crunk, 07 March 2014
Pope: 'mi cazzo es su cazzo'
Pope Francis gives slightly-too-welcoming speech. More soon.
written by Crunk, 07 March 2014
Rutgers University Faculty Advocates Prohibition of Free Speech
Newark,NJ- In denying former SecyState Condolezza Rice the opportunity to deliver the 2014 commencement address, the faculty apparatchiks proclaim the victory of fossilized ideology over free speech.
written by Trinculoman, 07 March 2014
Prince George Refuses to Go to Australia
Kate and William had been planning on taking Prince George with them when they traveled, until he cried uncontrollably whenever seeing a K animal, such as kangaroos, koala bears, and kookaburras.
written by Al N., 07 March 2014
