Kardashian breaks wind
Reality TV star Kourtney Kardashian graced fans with a shot of her derriere when a gust of wind from a fan blew up her mini-skirt as she promoted her new TV show, Breaking Wind.
written by Gee Pee, 06 March 2014
Madonna: doing her part for charity
Singer Madonna, 54, showed her derriere in an event to raise money for charity and managed to collect $6.
written by Gee Pee, 06 March 2014
Sinclair admitshe's a bugger
Brig. Gen. Jeffrey Sinclair, charghed with sodomy, agreed to plead guilty to the lesser crime of buggery. President Obummer plans to award him the Congressional Medal of Honor in exhange for his plea.
written by Gee Pee, 06 March 2014
Ukraine tension remains high
Despite the much-vaunted massage skills of visiting U. S. Secretary of State John Kerry, tensions reportedly remain at an all-time high in Ukraine.
written by Gee Pee, 06 March 2014
Passenger to pilot: emasculate yourself!
A passenger aboard WetJet left a note on his cocktail napkin for the plane's male pilot: "real men don't occupy cockpits."
written by Gee Pee, 06 March 2014
Hillary: Putin "just like Hitler"
Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said that, in her "considered opinion," excpet for Putin's mustache, the Russian president looks "just like Hitler."
written by Gee Pee, 06 March 2014
Alex Ferguson targets Ellen Degeneres
Hollywood apparently left reeling following Alex Ferguson's unprovoked verbal assault on Oscar ceremony host. "I'll knock her off her effin' perch and you can effin' well print that."
written by VWVonHagen, 06 March 2014
Cameron Champions Small Nation's Independence from Dominant Neighbour
Ukraine yay, Scotland nooo
written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 06 March 2014
Pope Francis Issues Papal Edict to Russia to Exit Ukraine or Else
Vatican-His Holiness minced no words in his edict to Thug-in-Chief Putin to vacate any territory ceased in Crimea ASAP, or he'll dispatch St. Michael the Archangel to eradicate some Russki slimeballs.
written by Trinculoman, 06 March 2014
New Demands from Ex-IRS Honcho Lois Lerner on What's Needed for Her Testimony
WashDC-Lerner now states she'll drop the 5th Amendment routine if she: gets her own afternoon show on Lifetime, Dept of Justice castrates the Koch brothers, and she becomes the next Mrs. Larry King.
written by Trinculoman, 06 March 2014
Ohio Boy Suspended for Pointing Finger Like a Gun Uses Finger to Poke Teacher in the Eye
In breaking news, the Ohio school child who was suspended for pointing his finger like a gun, showed what he could REALLY do with the finger as he poked the eye of the teacher who had him suspended.
written by Al N., 06 March 2014
