Marijuana Foes Say Hitler Was Pot Addict
Republican foes of the various initiatives to legalize marijuana have released a statement that says that they have just discovered that Hitler was a pot smoker and that it was what made him so evil.
written by Al N., 04 March 2014
Putin Will Leave Ukraine Alone As Long as Charles and Camilla Promise Not to Visit
After Prince Charles threatened that he and Camilla Parker-Bowles plan on going to Russia for a State Visit with Putin, Putin announced he would be leaving the Ukraine alone if they DIDN'T come.
written by Al N., 04 March 2014
Donald Trump Sees Russian Incursion into Ukraine as a Ripe Opportunity
New York mogul Trump contacted Russian Thug-in-Chief Putin about potential joint ventures in Ukraine. Likely projects include: Crimean Trump Casino, Vlad's Gulag Theme Park,and a Miss KGB pageant.
written by Trinculoman, 04 March 2014
Pistorius trial: witnesses heard "loud arguing" before shooting
Witnesses in the Oscar Pistorius trial testified to hearing "loud arguing" before shots were fired. Pistorus' attorneys claim the athlete was "arguing with himself." They didn't comment on the shots.
written by Gee Pee, 04 March 2014
Putin wants to host new Olympics
Russian president Vladimit ("The Impaler") Putin expressed interest in hosting another Olympics "as soon as possible" as a means of funding his country's invasion of Ukraine.
written by Gee Pee, 04 March 2014
Book Review - Alcoholics Anonymous Big Book
I read this book, however to hide my anonymity I covered it in a brown paper back so no one could see it.
written by D P Whitehead, 04 March 2014
Book Review - Czech Phrasebook by The Lonely Planet
Useless book! Utter waste of money! I tried every phrase in this book and no one understood me. I was the laughing stock of Copenhagen!
written by D P Whitehead, 04 March 2014
Book Review - Twelfth Night by William Shakespeare
I am quite pleased with myself because after a lot of effort I read this book by the eleventh night, thus defeating the challenge.
written by D P Whitehead, 04 March 2014
The Godfather
Great book, I picked it up at a second hand book store, it was only a dollar. It was an offer I couldn't refuse.
written by D P Whitehead, 04 March 2014
Book Review - The Little Princess by Frances Hodgson Burnett
Despite the title, this book is NOT about Justin Bieber.
written by D P Whitehead, 04 March 2014
Ukraine declares war on Malta!
After being threatened by mighty Russia, Ukraine have decided to rattle their sabres too, and Malta has been invaded because Yalta is in Russian hands and Malta is spelt nearly the same!
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Putin Press Conference
Vladimir Putin talks to very obedient reporters outside Moscow.
No questions please. Class dismissed.
written by John Cavanagh, 04 March 2014
Kim Jong Un to Send Diplomats to Ukraine
Evil dictator of North Korea Kim Jong Un announced he will send 100,000 diplomats to the Ukraine to help solve their political problems. The Ukranians say they smell a rat.
written by Al N., 04 March 2014
Book Review - Bag of Bones by Steven King
Just so you know....this is NOT Calista Flockhart's autobiography......
written by D P Whitehead, 04 March 2014
Book Review - Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare
Actually, not that bard at all.....
written by D P Whitehead, 04 March 2014
Book Review - Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens
Please Mr Dickens....I want some more.
written by D P Whitehead, 04 March 2014
Book Review - Great Expectations by Charles Dickens
It was great. Just as I expected.
written by D P Whitehead, 04 March 2014
