Secretary of State John Kerry Doesn't Know about Obama Administration's "Reset Policy" with Russia
Kerry claimed on NBC to know nothing about Obama/Clinton's public "Reset" with Russia. Maybe it takes a direct kick in the ass from Putin to knock some sense into where Kerry is most knowledgeable.
written by Trinculoman, 03 March 2014
Anne Heche Develops Severe Indigestion After Eating Ellen DeGeneres Pizza
Former girlfriend of Ellen DeGeneres, actress Anne Heche, stated that when she was offered a slice of pizza at the Academy Awards, that Ellen said she had a "special" piece for Anne. Mmmmm.
written by Al N., 03 March 2014
Kim Novak Robot at Academy Awards Amazingly Lifelike
The robot of herself that Kim Novak sent to the Academy Awards was amazingly lifelike, although it didn't really look that much like Kim Novak. However, it was much better than John Travolta's robot.
written by Al N., 03 March 2014
U.S. To Boycott Paralympics in Protest Over Oscar Pistorius Trial
US Presidential Spokesman, Jay Carney, announced today that the USA will boycott the Sochi Paralympics in protest over the trial of Oscar Pistorius, himself a paraplegic.
written by Moose, 03 March 2014
History Set for Repeat Performance...
Russia and China set to play new 'Axis' as revised version of 'Divide and Conquer' hits the stage.
Tickets On Sale Now!
written by Frank Michaels, 03 March 2014
President Obama Declares War on Winter
President Obama declared war on winter this morning after Washington DC was hit with another terrible snow storm, dropping nearly four inches of snow on the capital city.
written by Moose, 03 March 2014
Conspicuous Absence of Actual Comedy at Oscars Demands Rehosting
Ellen DeGeneres's clunky routine as a nerdy, middle school girls' gym teacher taking selfies lacked genuine comic pizzazz.Glad she sniffed sneakers off-stage. To Oscar producers:Give Tina Fey a call!
written by Trinculoman, 03 March 2014
Veteran Actor Bruce Dern Doesn't Win Best Actor Nod
Though he didn't win, Mr.Dern scored points for fairly representing the talents of older actors. For youngsters, Dern appeared as "The Bad Guy" in every episode of the TV Western "Gunsmoke" ever made.
written by Trinculoman, 03 March 2014
Californians: enough is enough!
After hiring raindancers to end their drought, Californians, who have endured tornados, flash floods, and tsunamis during the last 48 hours, beg God to cease and desist. "Enough is enough," they pray.
written by Gee Pee, 03 March 2014
Meliisa Joan Hart's attention-getting strategy
Actress Melissa Joan Hart gained 400 pounds before the Academy Awards so she'd "stand out" on the red carpet.
written by Gee Pee, 03 March 2014
