For the president who has everything
This Christmas, the First Lady is buying hubbie Barack Obummer 144 new pens and a Blackberry smartphone so he can keep "moving forward" in passing legislation without Congressional input.
written by Gee Pee, 02 March 2014
Millions more Americans enroll in Obummercare
Sick to death of being pestered to enroll, millions of Americans have signed up for Obummercare. The catch is that most don't intend to pay any premiums.
written by Gee Pee, 02 March 2014
Googel adds NSFW to domain name suffixes
To enhance the Internet search experience, Google now requires sites that feature content related to Miley Cyrus and others of her ilk to use the new ".NSFW" domain name suffice (not safe for work).
written by Gee Pee, 02 March 2014
Californians reap big benefits from faith
Driven to desperation by drought, Californians hired dowsers to find water. Yesterday and today, their faith was amply rewarded, as floods wash away most of the southern portion of the Golden State.
written by Gee Pee, 02 March 2014
Pistorius makes appeal
A day before his trial, Oscar Pistorius appealed to the Academy of Motion Piture Arts and Sciences to award him an Oscar for acting innocent of his girlfriend's homicide.
written by Gee Pee, 02 March 2014
Democrats and Republicans both court voters
With the U. S. Senate hanging in the balance, both Democrats and Republicans both court voters. However, voters remain "uncommitted."
written by Gee Pee, 02 March 2014
Father assures son there's nothing under his bed apart from his imagination and hungry pet cougar
More soon...
written by Patrick Parkinson, 02 March 2014
Geoffrey Pyatt's Idiom Fail
"You can be pretty sure that if it does start to gain altitude the Russians will be working behind the scenes to try to torpedo it," Pyatt replied to Victoria Nuland.
written by Winston Smith, 02 March 2014
New rabbit found
A new species of rabbit has been discovered. Apparently bearing features similar to a homo sapien such as bare skin and digits on each foot and hand, the animal can also speak fluent German. Goodness!
written by whatinthe world, 02 March 2014
Oscars' Big Night Arrives As Audience Yearns for Talent
Hollywood- Conspicuously absent from the gala tonight will be genuine talent from yesteryear: Fred Astaire, Cyd Charisse,Henry Fonda, Bob Hope, Gene Kelly,Eleanor Powell-'Thanks for the Memory.'
written by Trinculoman, 02 March 2014
Harry Redknapp manages football team from car window
Fans and players alike surprised he fit Land Rover into the ground. Manager honks horn everytime a QPR player is fowled.
written by Patrick Parkinson, 02 March 2014
