White House Announces Obama's Next Entertainment Gig
Today WH disclosed that the President's next role in entertainment realm will be a remake of "PeeWee's Great Adventure"with Obama in the eponymous role attempting to scare(kinda)Russian thug, Putey.
written by Trinculoman, 12 March 2014
Porn stars picket Miley Cyrus for stealing their gig...
...forcing them into lower paid fetish flicks and street prostitution. "F*ck you, Miley!" said one picket sign near a hotel where Miley was staying. Miley's reply: "I'm working that into my act!"
written by Jill The Shill, 12 March 2014
Sarah Palin's Amazing Lake Michigan Remark
The latest comment from Sarah Palin: "Ya know, hard to believe but 90 percent of Lake Michigan is covered in ice. The other 10 percent is made up of frozen water."
written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 March 2014
......69 + 21 = egg flied lice & pork balls
UK Teachers To Get Maths Lessons From Chinese Teachers.....bloody handy when the kids want to order a take-a-way at lunchtime!!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 12 March 2014
Meterologists Society confirms winter officially ends "when Arsenal are knocked out of the Champions League"
Clocks to be reset as of 12pm today
written by Patrick Parkinson, 12 March 2014
Willy make it
"I've lost my willy, somebody help!" cried the General Secretary of the United Nations as he emerged from his hotel room. Police found his willy eventually and he returned to restful sleep. Good God!
written by whatinthe world, 12 March 2014
CIA Director Denies Spying on Senate Intel Committee
He giggled as he told reporters that he's just an addicted Internet surfer.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 March 2014
World's Oldest Masks Go On Display
Several have an uncanny resemblance to Joan "The Queen of Mean" Rivers.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 March 2014
Volcanoes Guard Ice Age Secrets
Scientists are reporting that they have found thousands of dinosaur bones at the bottom of many dormant volcanoes.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 March 2014
Airliner found
The missing Malaysian Airlines flight bound for Beijing has been located on a private runway in Palm Springs USA. Apparently the trip was classed as a "mystery flight" and the passengers had no idea.
written by whatinthe world, 12 March 2014
Federal Judge Clears Florists To Deliver By Drone
Condom company says Condoms By Air will soon be a reality.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 March 2014
Inspectors Find Flaws In Bangladesh Underwear Factory
An official report states that many bras had three cups.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 March 2014
Oscar Pistorius Fired Guns In Public
He claimed it was only to fire warning shots over the heads of nut stealing squirrels.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 March 2014
Piers Morgan Says He May Move Back To Britain
3,919 NRA members offer to help him pack.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 March 2014
A Drone Crashes In Holland
Reports are that over 6,000 tulips were totally destroyed.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 March 2014
