Kim Kardashian Challenges Jennifer Lopez to a Butt-Off Duel
Tired of Miley getting all the buzz,the Kimster has called upon Jenny to meet in Madison Square Garden for a No-Buns-Barred Twerking exhibition. Winner will be awarded the Summa Gluteus Maximus prize.
written by Trinculoman, 10 March 2014
Justin Bieber Pummels Young Fan With Selena Gomez Backpack
Justin Bieber, who recently got up and walked out of a deposition because he was asked questions about his ex-flame Selena Gomez, pushed a young fan who dared to have a Selena Gomez backpack near him.
written by Al N., 10 March 2014
Justin Bieber Won't Take Woody Allen's Calls
"I won't take Woody Allen's phone calls," said Justin Bieber at a press conference, "because ever since I was 7 he has been constantly calling me. He always asks me if I'm still real young-looking."
written by Al N., 10 March 2014
.........all aboard!
Russell Crowe's Noah movie Banned In Three Arab Countries......but tickets sell out in 1 hour in Somerset!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 10 March 2014
Beer bongs, glow sticks and Condoms - Clean up begins after Liberal Democrat conference
Angry janitor declares "I didn't sign up for this shit!"
written by Patrick Parkinson, 10 March 2014
...........when the going gets Ruff!
The winner of Crufts 2014 'Ricky' has been disqualified after a prosthetic arm was found up his anus! Ricky's creator, Victor Frankenstein Jr. retorted, "fuck it, better luck next year you bastard's!"
written by Herrdoktorfox, 10 March 2014
Lucky man honoured
Gregor von Trondheim, a german dustman, has been awarded his country's highest decoration (for dustmen). He has been given the medal for best dress in a demanding role. "I'm flattered" he admitted.
written by whatinthe world, 10 March 2014
Fukushima Radiation To Hit The West Coast
City officials report that everyone's light bills could be reduced by as much as 85 percent.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 March 2014
Massive Brawl Breaks Out At A Los Angeles Fitness Center
Police report that dumbbells were throwing around dumbbells.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 March 2014
Pig Virus Cases Are On The Rise
Consumers are urged to chew their bacon at least 18 times.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 March 2014
Russia Reinforces Military Presence In Crimea
President Putin has sent in a team of 24 Russian Olympic weightlifters.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 March 2014
Global Debt Hits $100 Trillion
Carlos Slim, Bill Gates, and Warren Buffett offer to lend the world the entire amount.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 March 2014
Huckabee Warns of God's Fiery Judgement
Bill Maher says, "Hey Huck, stop worrying dude, there's no God."
written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 March 2014
Jay Leno Says He's Entitled
Jay Leno stated that he has just received his very first unemployment check.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 March 2014
Good Thing It Ain't Like Mother, Like Daughter
Joan River's daughter Melissa has commented that sometimes her mother makes some of the stupidest, ignorant, most evil and demonic remarks she has ever heard.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 March 2014
Glenn "Teardrops" Beck Makes A Statement
Glenn Beck who is notorious for crying has stated that he has cut down on his weeping to just 4 times a day.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 March 2014
Madonna - The Cottage Cheese Matron
Madonna admitted that she's got cellulite and she adds that it just goes to show that rich, talented, and extremely famous women can get that cottage cheese sh*t just like normal women do.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 March 2014
If It Quacks Like A Duck, It's A Duck
Oprah Winfrey says that she is sick and tired of having to tell people that her and her BFF Gayle King are not lesbian lovers.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 March 2014
