Clueless, Tone-Deaf Obama Administration Adds to its Herd of Foreign Policy Advisers
Wash,DC-Looking to expand its "bench" of foreign policy expertise, the Administration today called upon "Hanoi" Jane Fonda, "Chavez" Sean Penn, and "Frizzy-head" Richard Simmons to join the core team.
written by Trinculoman, 09 June 2014
Tory Extremist Scandal
Freak school to be closed after discovery of Tory think tank in headmaster's closet.
written by j.w., 09 June 2014
Limbs being traded
Doctors are aghast at the news that amputees are swapping prosthetic limbs for mindless sex with Asian prostitutes. Plastic legs are being paid for by Hong Kong tramps with little better to do.
written by whatinthe world, 09 June 2014
