Minogue in trouble
Queen of Pop, Kylie Minogue, has been arrested by French Police and charged with bad singing on her last single. "She is horrible and disgusting!" explained one French gendarme. Minogue is panicking.
written by whatinthe world, 04 June 2014
Minogue under the knife
Pop diva, Kylie Minogue, will have record breaking surgery today when doctors will attempt to remove her vocal chords permanently, causing the loss of her singing voice. Music fans are jubilant. Yes!!
written by whatinthe world, 04 June 2014
Minogue changes role
Pop queen, Kylie Minogue, has appeared as a contestant on The Voice, dressed as a man. Minogue did not fool any body, not even Will-I-Am who could tell it was her without turning his chair around.
written by whatinthe world, 04 June 2014
Is there a Doctor in the house?
"How come I didn't get wet?" asked the doctor responding to horrible suggestions that he drowned a mouse in his surgery's sink. He will face the MOUSE COURT in a couple of weeks time. Great Scott!!
written by whatinthe world, 04 June 2014
Mystery flight now solved
The pilot of Malaysian flight MH-370 had released a song on Itunes just days before he took off into oblivion. It was called "Geepers creepers where did you get that Boeing 777?"
Now we know it all.
written by whatinthe world, 04 June 2014
