Next World Cup winner to be chosen via lottery
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written by Patrick Parkinson, 28 June 2014
Sky News to launch channel dedicated soley for Iraqi car bombing reports
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written by Patrick Parkinson, 28 June 2014
Tories Draw Up Paedophile Shortlist for NHS
London, The Tories have confirmed they are drawing up a shortlist of celebrity paedophiles for key positions in the NHS. "Maggie appointed Jimmy Saville and he did a great job for us."
written by VWVonHagen, 28 June 2014
Scamatology to Modernize With New MySpace Campaign
In an attempt to get the hip and cool kids, Scamatology has started a brand new campaign on that site all the kids are going to, MySpace.
written by Al N., 28 June 2014
Satan to Take Vacation, Asks Cheney to Fill in While He's Gone
Satan, aka the devil, has reportedly decided to take a vacation and has asked Dick Cheney to fill in for him while he's gone. "I'm sure most people won't even notice the difference" said Satan.
written by Al N., 28 June 2014