Howard Baker Dead at 88
Former Senator Howard Baker, the one-time Senate Majority leader known for his ability to reach across the aisle, dies, setting off an acrimonious debate in Congress over how non-partisan he was.
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 26 June 2014
Fire Mad
A study has said that the long term inhalation of wood smoke can damage your IQ. Nonsense. Fire is red and good and hot and good. And good.
written by Backandtotheleft, 26 June 2014
Mel B's Car Attack
Mel B's car can pump out smoke and drop spikes to defend itself. From what? Who has ever wanted to kill a Spice Girl?
written by Backandtotheleft, 26 June 2014
Englands Sponsors
Jeremy Hunt wants to ban fast food giants from sponsoring sports teams. After England's performance they'd be lucky to get Rustlers
written by Backandtotheleft, 26 June 2014
Kerry Flies to Brussels in Search of Guidance on Maliki Directive
US Sec of State arrived to confer with European Parliament experts on the directive he received from Iraqi PM Maliki when Kerry informed him about his expected tenure in office: "Stuff it up yerz!"
written by Trinculoman, 26 June 2014
Fate of Lerner's Missing Emails Revealed
Wash,DC- National Security Advisor Susan Rice on CNN last night informed the nation that Lois Lerner's 200 plus missing emails were destroyed by a rabble protesting against an anti-Islamist video.
written by Trinculoman, 26 June 2014
Kim Jong-Un Has Perfect Retaliation for Anti-North Korean Movie
Kim Jong-Un announced that the U.S. infidels will quake in fear when they see the movie HE will make. "This will teach them not to mess with the Kims!" Kim Jong-Un shouted. "Next time-double feature!"
written by Al N., 26 June 2014
