Humanitarian Gesture Applauded
US Congress today ruled that free medication will be distributed to Iraqis suffering from "conspiracy theory".
written by Auntie Matter, 21 June 2014
Septic Blatter launches weird Fifa bid.
Rio Septic Blatter launched his bid to remain Fifa president by expanding his body outwards, floating high into the air and crashing murderously into a fey youth tending to boxes of flowers nearby.
written by VWVonHagen, 21 June 2014
UN: "USA refugee figure passes 150 million for first time"
UN spokesperson, Lotta Boolsheet, issued a report today stating that the number of US citizens forced to leave their homes has exceeded 150 million for the first time since Jimmy Carter was president.
written by Moose, 21 June 2014
Wal-Mart Announces They Are Buying Dollar General and Family Dollar
Wal-Mart announced today they would turn their new purchase Dollar General into a check-cashing string of stores and Family Dollar would become a pawn shop chain.
written by Al N., 21 June 2014
Paul McCartney Planned to Replace Linda With Farrah Fawcett
Paul McCartney had planned to replace Linda McCartney with Farrah Fawcett Majors in his band Wings until a secret audition with Farrah revealed her musical skills to be even less than Linda's.
written by Al N., 21 June 2014
Balls to this!
Hodgson to keep job as England manager until Bruce Forsyth becomes available, lets face it his footwork is legendary.
written by Herrdoktorfox, 21 June 2014
Fear of Anxiety
A new fear of anxiety pill that will also cure "conspiracy theory" phobia has been developed by Prof.Willam.B.Still of the California Medical Research Lab. Available soon,... for those of who can't wait.
written by Auntie Matter, 21 June 2014
