Kerry Diverts Plane to Paris for Foliicular Maintenance
Although sent by Prince Obama to Baghdad to "kick some ass on Malicki", Secy Kerry ordered his pilot to make an emergency stop in Paris to re-mousse his head-bound floor mop with Parisian sewer gel.
written by Trinculoman, 20 June 2014
Susan Rice's Latest Proclamation Draws Tabloid Interest
Wash, DC- The Global Dumpster News reports that National Security Adviser Susan Rice has definitively stated that the West-Kardasian wedding was caused by an anti-Islamist video produced by Fox News.
written by Trinculoman, 20 June 2014
O.J. Simpson Discovers Cure for Cancer!
Incarcerated football player/"actor" O.J. Simpson revealed that he has discovered the cure to all forms of cancer and will reveal it to the world in exchange for being released from prison.
written by Al N., 20 June 2014
Youth Sells Box of Oreos Outside Dispensary for Record Amount
An enterprising youth sold one box of Oreo Cookies outside a Colorado marijuana dispensary for $156.
written by Al N., 20 June 2014
Cheney Blames Global Warming on Obama
Cheney said, "There is no global warming, but if it really existed, Obama would be the cause."
written by Al N., 20 June 2014
Cheney Buys and Burns Down Megyn Kelly's Childhood Home
Cheney says that his burning Megyn Kelly's childhood home is not retaliation for their interview.
written by Al N., 20 June 2014
