Koch Brothers Buy Tonga As Indoctrination School for Purchased Politicians
The Koch Brothers announced they have purchased Tonga as a school for all the politicians they own.
written by Al N., 19 June 2014
Republican Cruise Ship Ignored by Somali Pirates
Somali announced today that they won't attack Republican Party ships out of professional courtesy.
written by Al N., 19 June 2014
BUGOFF!
Supermarket chain Morrison is to cut up to 2,600 jobs following a 7.1% slump in sales...Capitalism at it's finest.....expect the rest of the overpriced greedy bastards to follow suit!!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 19 June 2014
McWhippy!
McDonald's to recruit 8,000 young staff. "12 Years A Slave":The Sequel!"
written by Herrdoktorfox, 19 June 2014
Sniffer dogs my arse!
BREAKING NEWS: Parliament evacuated due to a 'suspicious' package...later confirmed as one of Ed Milibands soiled nappies!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 19 June 2014
Sexual Unicorn
Did you know a lone bi-sexual women at a swingers party is referred to as a "unicorn"? Probably because they don't exist.
written by Backandtotheleft, 19 June 2014
Call Of Dead Duty
A Brit who has joined the ISIS terror group says "war is more fun the COD" wonder if he'll be laughing while he looks for his legs after a drone strike?
written by Backandtotheleft, 19 June 2014
Smart Phone Delay
Samsung have announced that there will be a delay in their next generation of smart phones thanks to a reduction in the amount of phone sex going on.
written by IainB, 19 June 2014
Cameron pledges £1bn to people with dementia
"Look you have to be demented to think I deserve a second term." He said at a press conference.
written by John_L, 19 June 2014
