Israel PM announces alliance with Al Qaida and Hezbollah
Israel Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, announced today that Israel will enter an alliance with Hezbollah and Al Qaida to fight the United States and Iran.
written by Moose, 17 June 2014
The Last Words You Will Ever Hear
You are in a queue. Your position in the queue is currently '263''. Thank you for waiting, we appreciate your patience at this difficult time.
written by Matt Brown, 17 June 2014
Horse Boxing Now Legal
A parliamentary bill has declared that horse boxing is now legal. The first event will be after Royal Ascot. This is real progress as only chimpanzee's and kangaroo's were allowed box before.
written by Matt Brown, 17 June 2014
Taliban to Incorporate
The Taliban announced that they are incorporating and selling infidels stock on the NY Exchange.
written by Al N., 17 June 2014
England drop Rooney!
Roy Hodgson has dropped Rooney in the shit because he's crap!
written by unknown
Maleficent Revealed to Be Secret ID of Angelina Jolie
Hollywood and Brad Pitt were shocked to discover that Angelina Jolie is in real life Maleficent.
written by Al N., 17 June 2014
Miley Cyrus Rejects New Movie Script Due to Nude Scene
When she read the script for her new movie and it DIDN'T contain a nude scene, Miley nixed the film.
written by Al N., 17 June 2014
