Last Dinosaur dies
The last Dinosaur on Earth has died today. The Jokeasaurus died after laughing for 48 hours. This is extremely sad news after the Bantersaurus Rex was presumed dead after he got lost in the forest.
written by Matt Brown, 13 June 2014
Quentin Tarantino is Actually An Alien!
LA-A conspicuous "outing" today revealed that infamous director Tarantino is actually an alien named "Dusporknikqui451". His earthly mission is to degrade USA culture further,if that's even possible.
written by Trinculoman, 13 June 2014
Oxford's Isis Crew Excel in Iraq
Oxford's substitute boat race crew, the Sunny Isis outfit, have pulled off a great victory in Iraq beating the local Shit crew who were last seen running from the scene.
written by j.w., 13 June 2014
Sid the Sexist returns his free Current Bun
Lovable Geordie rascal Sid the Sexist has returned the 'Free Sun'. "It were nowt any good like." he said, continuing "It didny have any tits in it. No tits no way." he continued.
written by John_L, 13 June 2014
Budd Yolly at the Criquets
A cricketer stood at the wicket, the ball was thrown but he was very slow and then couldn't realise what had happened. He'd been stumped.
written by Matt Brown, 13 June 2014
Taliban Five Already Planning Next Lucrative Venture
Qatar-The Taliban Five of Gitmo released fame are working on their next profitable endeavor to kidnap and hold for ransom all of Obama's multitude of half-brothers and sisters. What a gold mine!
written by Trinculoman, 13 June 2014
