England win World Cup!
It is the first time England have won anything since 1966 and now we can all be very proud of our national heroes because it's in the bag; England finished first in the Tiddlywinks WM in Katmandu!
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Angelina Above Her Station
Angelina Jolie will chair a global summit on how to prevent mass kidnappings. Afterwards we'll be chairing a meeting on how to fly a spaceship and Gazza will chair one about renewable energy.
written by Backandtotheleft, 12 June 2014
Safety First
One of our sister papers has released a guide on how not to hurt yourself during the world cup. Surely it should just say, "Stay away from Luis Suarez mouth"
written by Backandtotheleft, 12 June 2014
Sumo Baby
It is the rise of the Sumo baby with many tots being born at 12lb or over. A concern? No an opportunity for a new sport
written by Backandtotheleft, 12 June 2014
