Prince Phillip Fitted With Shoulder Extension To Support All 107 Medals
At the Naming Ceremony of the Queen Elizabeth Warship at Rosyth today, Prince Phillip's Valet had to rig a metal clothes hanger to his shoulder to accommodate all 107 medals that the Duke was wearing.
written by Auntie Jean, 04 July 2014
Rescue helicopter finds Jedward stranded on sandbank
Following the rescue the helicopter crew have since been placed in protective custardy after the Irish Coast Guard received threats from music lovers.
written by John_L, 04 July 2014
Rooney only gets a 3 week holiday!
England flop, Wayne Rooney, is distraught because he booked 4 weeks in a 6 star hotel in Vegas, now he only has 3 poor chap! England fans claim he has a holiday all year after his flop in Brazil!
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Jimmy Saville did not have sex with the dead!
BBC DJ's claim that Jimmy Saville never had sex with the dead because they witnessed him only having sex with the new born!
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Pedophile politicians blame the sixties sex revolution!
Pedophile politicians running for their lives or dead already are blaming flower power for their misdemeanours, hippy culture they say, allowed them to fiddle with anything walking on 2 legs or more!
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BBC fall into summer black hole!
No news is good news so the BBC decided to headline FGM as their main news item. Hoardes of young African girls were last seen being bunged into containers heading for Sierra Leone!
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Tour de France starts in UK!
As a show of 'entente cordiale' the Tour de France will start in the UK. Confused riders were last seen heading towards Scotland?
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England declared hot spot!
A rare 27 degrees was recorded in London and immediately Cameron declared his beloved island a 'hot spot' while Spanish outbound flights reached record levels! Politicians are full of Cojones!
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Fellaini gets boot from United!
Flop Fellaini has been given the boot by United, not a golden boot BTW, instead he received a Dutch clog in the crutch!
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Suarez caught humming Liverpool hymn!
Dental surgeon Luiz Suarez was seen humming 'you'll never walk alone' Liverpool FC hymn by himself all alone while Liverpool fans, not alone, were seen jumping off the 'Ferry across the Mersey!
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