Congress Impeaches Michelle Obama
"We know you can't actually impeach a first lady since it's an unelected position, but we just wanted to send a message," said John Boehner, head Republican enforcer.
written by Al N., 31 July 2014
Hackers Break Spoof News Site
Famed spoof site thespoof.com was brought down briefly by imbecilic spammers who were protesting because they thought all the stories on the site were true. Satan is preparing a special spot for them.
written by Al N., 31 July 2014
Justin Bieber punches himself in an "elbow-jerk" reaction to seeing a photo of Orlando Bloom on his phone
After posting a crying photo of Bloom on Instagram, Bieber punched himself while taking a selfie. Experts say that this was an act of the subconscious to complete the blow attempted earlier by Bloom.
written by Brandy Pasquino, 31 July 2014
Republicans Blame Obama for Israeli/Palestinian Conflict
"This conflict has been going on the whole time Obama has been President and he hasn't fixed a thing! What's he been doing all these years?" asked Republican enforcer John Boehner.
written by Al N., 31 July 2014
Boehner Slips Obama Some Metaphetamine in HIs Kool-Aid
Obama stayed up all night and processed Obamacare applications while making lists on ways to get even with Boehner and the Republicans.
written by Al N., 31 July 2014
New Survey Says 100% of Fox Viewers Hate Obama
And in a side-not, both of the HUB network viewers have "no opinion."
written by Al N., 31 July 2014
Donald Trump Puts Together a Threesome
A couple of people didn't show up but the Donald still had lots of fun because his VERY FAVORITE person DID make it!
written by Al N., 31 July 2014
Eastbourne Pier blaze
With the destruction of another iconic pier, this time in Eastbourne, it leaves the few remaining piers to carry the visitor weight. It's hoped they can cope with the pier pressure.
written by IainB, 31 July 2014
